{"product_id":"umbrella-temps-de-merde","title":"Umbrella Temps de merde","description":"\u003ch3 data-start=\"137\" data-end=\"182\"\u003eNavy Pocket Umbrella – \u003cem data-start=\"164\" data-end=\"182\"\u003e\"Temps de merde\"\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"184\" data-end=\"247\"\u003eWhen the weather sucks, at least your umbrella doesn’t have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"249\" data-end=\"545\"\u003eOur \u003cstrong data-start=\"253\" data-end=\"277\"\u003enavy pocket umbrella\u003c\/strong\u003e is compact, sturdy, and unapologetically honest. With \u003cem data-start=\"332\" data-end=\"350\"\u003e\"Temps de merde\"\u003c\/em\u003e boldly printed on the canopy, it’s your sarcastic sidekick for rainy days and stormy strolls. Whether you're dodging puddles or just embracing the chaos, this umbrella keeps you dry with a wink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"547\" data-end=\"682\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"547\" data-end=\"571\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"549\" data-end=\"571\"\u003eWind-resistant frame\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"572\" data-end=\"612\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"574\" data-end=\"612\"\u003eLightweight \u0026amp; folds to fit most bags\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"640\" data-end=\"682\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"642\" data-end=\"682\"\u003eBold white lettering: \u003cem data-start=\"664\" data-end=\"682\"\u003e\"Temps de merde\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"684\" data-end=\"769\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"684\" data-end=\"769\"\u003eBecause if you're going to face crappy weather, you might as well do it in style.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"French-York","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52045504774424,"sku":null,"price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0972\/3907\/3048\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_7439ecc7-e8a7-4b15-bfbf-a7ad648a38b2.png?v=1778429864","url":"https:\/\/angelocal.com\/products\/umbrella-temps-de-merde","provider":"Angelocal","version":"1.0","type":"link"}